Archive for the ‘Furinors, Martians and Idiots’ Category

26 percent admit to texting while driving

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Further proof that Darwin’s natural selection law is no longer functioning. Scary . . .

A survey just released by mobile application vendor Vlingo says 26 percent of mobile phone users questioned admit to DWT, or driving while texting. Almost 60 percent of people ages 16 to 19 and 49 percent of those in their 20s admit to texting while driving. Among people in their 50s, 13 percent said they have texted behind the wheel. http://msn-cnet.com.com/8301-1035_3-10245391-94.html?part=msn-cnet&subj=ns&tag=feed

Is this the change you voted for

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

On May 1, in Washington, a subcommittee from the Energy and Commerce Committee from the House of Representatives held a hearing. Witness flew to Washington to testify. Aids were there. All recorded. Official business you know.

Was the hearing about the Pig Fever (oops I mean  Swine Flu, oops, I mean influenza AH1N1.)? Was it about Iran and their pursuit of the tail of the devil (nuclear power, bombs, radiation and all that comes with it). Was it about the Taliban being close enough to Islamabad to cause extra traffic?

It was about the Bowl Championship Series in College football. It seems that Congress (or some in Congress) want to pass a law preventing the NCAA from calling a football game a  national championship unless there is a real playoff system.

What in the world is Congress doing investigating, delving, or even thinking about butting into college football? Apparently, Rep. Joe Barton, Republican from Texas thinks the way the NCAA decides the college championship is right up there with the financial system, the war in Afghanistan and American auto-makers. Maybe it has something to do with 2 schools in Texas being left out of the championship game?

Whatever it is, whomever is in charge (there is someone in charge isn’t there?) should apply some of those recently described CIA tortures to old Joe and send him back to Texas and request they send some one to Washington who really knows the mission of the government.

Look! In the sky! It’s a plane!

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

And it was (actually two planes) flying low over Manhattan causing office buildings to be evacuated and the streets filled with people wondering if New York City was under attack again.

Besides being totally from another planet the White House Military Office Director, Louis Caldera needs to answer another few questions.

  • Why are you filming some kind of advertisement or whatever for the Obama administration in this economy?
  • How much does it cost to fly AF1 and a fighter jet around Manhattan
  • What the heck is a Military Office Director?