The top ten reasons men prefer guns over women

From Dave . . .
#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re ondavidletterman the road.
#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3 – A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women . . .

#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun.

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