sadfaceApparently when a police officer arrests a suspect he should just approach him and ask politely, “Hello.” I suspect you are a criminal. May I handcuff you?

Why are all taxi cab drivers from Pakistan?

Walking by a neighbor’s house, I observe chicken parts; well, I guess they are chicken, hanging from hooks attached to a tree. To age or dry out? Is this diversity?

Why is it when you are walking your dog some people give you dirty looks and walk around you twenty feet away? Is it because where they come from they don’t have dogs because they eat them?

On the subject of dogs, my dog has 53 tennis balls. We never bought any.

I haven’t bought any in a long time but $6.00 for a can of shoe polish?

When those we accept into our country out-number us will they be so willing to accept us?

I am pretty sure in every country I visited I leaned how to say “good morning” and “thank you.” Not so where I reside.

[Edit] Sorry. I left this out. Yesterday we were in a pizza parlor and saw the perfect American family. Two children, a girl and a boy and a mom and dad. No iPhones or iPads in sight, just what looked like pleasant conversation. I was going to say something to them but then, as they left they told the manager, “Danke.” My perfect American family was a perfect German family.

People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument. (No not me. Will Rogers. Don’t know him? Ask Siri.)



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